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Just in time for Easter, a sweltering alcoholic beverage that will sear little Johnny’s tastebuds right. fucking. off.

Jelly beans will never taste the same once you’ve tried Bunny Scorcher’s 160 proof distillations, and that’s because your mouth will lack sensory receptors after a single shot.

The first FDA-approved spirits brand for children, it is equal parts Pokemon and Jackalope, and will turn your 8-year old into a hairy-chested adult in 8 minutes, prompt.

It also grants wishes, but never refunds. YMMV.