The angelic acoustics as only the reverberation of rows of shark incisors can produce.

The gentle embrace of a shark tail fin around the delicate arms and scrolls of a lyre. Yes, perhaps a misnomer when looking at technical labels for musical instruments, the lyre is likely what most people are thinking of when they hear “harp” or “harpsichord”.

Anyway, this fictional company specializes in amps and high-fidelity strings for rock music. As pictured, I imagine this magical beast belting out one of the greater hits of legendary hairband Steelheart.