felt like shit this morning; and for most of the day. why is feeling sub-par described as such? no human being has ever been transposed to reside as an actual segment of feces; so how was it ever assumed that shit felt bad? in fact, many people feel better–even good–after shitting. my assumption is that it must not be too pleasant to be squeezed through someone (or any living creature’s, for that matter) anal sphincter. such a game of mostly chutes and few ladders must not be fun at all.
speaking of odd observations, i noticed while on the deck the other morning having a bowl of cereal, that birds have a very distinct locomotion while not airborne. they hop about like oddly shaped basketballs; balls about two-thirds through the lifespan of a typical bounce. you know, how at first the bounces are high, then they start trailing off, and eventually the bounce somehow becomes a roll. well just before a basketball were to start rolling from the mid-bounce–that’s how birds move. interesting, that.
enough for now. i’ve got work to do. ?muy importante!