a gynecologist at a new practice had a day full of new patients. as the first came in, he asked her to undress, when he noticed a letter “M” imprinted on her chest and asked, “so what’s the story behind the M on your chest?”the woman said, “my boyfriend is from the university of minnesota and when we make love, he likes to wear his letterman’s jacket, and it leaves this imprint.” the doctor shrugs it off and goes about his business.
the next patient comes in, with the same letter “M” imprint on her chest. again he asks, “what’s the story with the M on your chest?”
she tells him, “well, my boyfriend is from the u of m and likes to wear his letterman’s jacket when we make love, and it leaves the letter “M” imprinted in my chest”. again the doctor shrugs it off and goes to work.
so a third patient comes in, strips, and the doctor notices another letter “M” imprinted on her stomach. the doctor, now aware of the story asks, “so let me guess, your boyfriend is from the u of m and likes to wear his letterman’s jacket when you make love?”
“no,” she corrects him, “my girlfriend is from wisconsin!”
buh-dum-ching!