Aaron Hoffmann Principal UX Product Designerlike you didn’t get enough of the last one… click either of the small ones to make them your instant messenger icon. the larger icon is just for amusement purposes.
heehaw, hoohaw!
blaaaa, now for aol instant messenger (and compatible)
wow…a third post for the day..
written for someone specific, about something specific, but as vaguely as possible. enjoy!
AAAAAALLrighty then. i’ve got some photos to post, but first, something funny i discovered whilst sorting them…which i promptly made into an instant messenger buddy icon. let me know what you think, cuz i can certainly make more/new/customised ones. god i’m a dork…
(click to make it yours!!!)
listening to: newly burned mix disc of sugar ray – in the pursuit of leisure, and live – birds of pray
still getting used to so much attention in the z. at a graduation party yesterday, a crowd gathered large enough to halt or hinder traffic. did they think paul walker was inside or something? nope; just me. ha!
as i write, i’m also revising every bit of poetry on this site. some just a word here or there; others seeing full rewrites, verse additions, removals, etc. hopefully in each case it’s an improvement.
not much else to say…weather is shitty on weekends, and appealing on weekdays. with my luck; how completely unsurprising!
new photos await. just gotta find time to post them…try back later. and don’t forget to post in the forum (link immediately below)!
just a quick note to post the fruits of today’s labour. enjoy a lyric:
a gynecologist at a new practice had a day full of new patients. as the first came in, he asked her to undress, when he noticed a letter “M” imprinted on her chest and asked, “so what’s the story behind the M on your chest?”the woman said, “my boyfriend is from the university of minnesota and when we make love, he likes to wear his letterman’s jacket, and it leaves this imprint.” the doctor shrugs it off and goes about his business.
the next patient comes in, with the same letter “M” imprint on her chest. again he asks, “what’s the story with the M on your chest?”
she tells him, “well, my boyfriend is from the u of m and likes to wear his letterman’s jacket when we make love, and it leaves the letter “M” imprinted in my chest”. again the doctor shrugs it off and goes to work.
so a third patient comes in, strips, and the doctor notices another letter “M” imprinted on her stomach. the doctor, now aware of the story asks, “so let me guess, your boyfriend is from the u of m and likes to wear his letterman’s jacket when you make love?”
“no,” she corrects him, “my girlfriend is from wisconsin!”
buh-dum-ching!
a doctor’s blonde patient was being prescribed birth control. a week later the blonde came back and said “i don’t think these pills are working, doctor…”the doctor replied, “how can you tell?”
“they keep falling out!”