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QOD: learning from false expectations, bastard old man and his whoop-de-doo

so i went to the grocery store tonight, and upon returning, realised i had a half dozen ears of corn in the crisper… having been purchased at least 2 weeks ago, i assumed they would be rotten. actually, of the six, five were from a grocery story i never patron anymore, and one was purchased just a week ago from my usual grocer (one remained of four), which i tend to think of as both higher-quality, and lower-priced than the former. after husking them all just for curiosity of their potential grotesqueness, i was completely shocked to find the ‘younger, higher-quality’ ear shrivelled and fading fast, while the others, twice as old, were in pristine condition. i could’ve just tossed them on the grille right then and there had it not been after 10 p.m. already. just when you think you’ve got something pegged and know just what to expect, you learn something new.

come to think of it… that last sentence and idea, with some further introspection, could quite become a quote of the day.

speaking of things spoiling and false expectations… it was three years ago today that the shadow of a sundial sharply cast its macabre prediction of the end of my then-engagement by the end of the summer. what a thing to see, hear, and endure. again, just when you think you’ve got the future pegged; surprise! funny though, that events transpiring three years later to the day ring such a familiar sounding bell. deja vu, or which way to choose? train, caboose.

ps… i reeeeally hate the six flags commercials. you know, the ones with the midget-man buckling under 60 kg of makeup to appear as an extraordinarily limber old bastard, dancing about like a cocaine-fed chimpanzee in his monopoly-money tux. annoying as all get-out. ugh.

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TOD: jerseys aren’t for fatties

thought of the day: jerseys and clothing with athletic team insignia are attractive on athletes and their garb. said insignia appearing on non-athletic/obese/lethargic persons and attire are unsavory and instantly trashy.
(imagine your favourite team logo on that team’s best player and his/her jersey. then think of that team’s logo represented on a 5$ sweatshirt and worn by a fat, unkept person. notice how the team–and indeed the concept of sports altogether–is suddenly cheapened.)

informative and relieving article about defamation/libel suits against bloggers

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TOD: cookie dough ice-cream cookies?

thought of the day: if you put a couple scoops of cookie dough ice cream in the oven for 15 minutes, what would come out?

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TOD: only trust the skinny chefs

thought of the day: when watching a food show on television, only listen to the skinny chefs. it’s obvious what the fatties’ recipes will do to you.

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TOD: dewey decimal bible

thought of the day: in what section of the library do they file the bible: fiction or non-?

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adium xtras, new poem

this weekend, despite its crappy weather, has given the world the product of my artistic endeavours…

if you use chat programs–and you should; and if you use mac os x–and you should; use adium. it’s a kickass little program with a big heart, and a lot of great customising ability. that said, i spent a sizeable part of this weekend creating an icon set and a sound set for use with it. in case you’re curious, you can view and download them using the links following:

super mario world:dock icon set: view | downloadsound set: view | download

and two poems, not particularly world-changing, but interesting nonetheless:

the bastards, they watch down
time breaks down

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goodbye celly brick road

so a personal update, since i’ve had a number of emails, phone calls & voicemails (at work), and instant messages asking ‘what the hell!?’: i have not died, nor changed my celly and neglected to tell anyone… i just dumped having a cell phone altogether since i haven’t really used or had much use for it since last september or october, and i can’t honestly justify 45-50$ each month just for the convenience of someone calling on a rare occasion. there ya have it, the official low down. of course, if you want/need to reach me via phone, drop me an email or instant message and i’ll get you my work number or a secondary landline number at the house.

i’ll see if i feel like posting some photos later tonight…