just a quick note to post the fruits of today’s labour. enjoy a lyric:
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Author: Aaron Hoffmann
I've a deep passion for solving problems, be they digital or physical, UX or UI, product or brand, or some impossible Tetris stack. Data-driven design philosophy; data-backed decisions are the most logical and defendable. I lead by example, choosing my roles based on team chemistry, ability to exercise my broad skillset, and opportunity to make a positive change in the world. I speak Geek and Japanese and would be delighted to explain the most unusual sushi I've ever eaten.
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lesbian university joke
a gynecologist at a new practice had a day full of new patients. as the first came in, he asked her to undress, when he noticed a letter “M” imprinted on her chest and asked, “so what’s the story behind the M on your chest?”the woman said, “my boyfriend is from the university of minnesota and when we make love, he likes to wear his letterman’s jacket, and it leaves this imprint.” the doctor shrugs it off and goes about his business.
the next patient comes in, with the same letter “M” imprint on her chest. again he asks, “what’s the story with the M on your chest?”
she tells him, “well, my boyfriend is from the u of m and likes to wear his letterman’s jacket when we make love, and it leaves the letter “M” imprinted in my chest”. again the doctor shrugs it off and goes to work.
so a third patient comes in, strips, and the doctor notices another letter “M” imprinted on her stomach. the doctor, now aware of the story asks, “so let me guess, your boyfriend is from the u of m and likes to wear his letterman’s jacket when you make love?”
“no,” she corrects him, “my girlfriend is from wisconsin!”
buh-dum-ching!
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ineffective birth control
a doctor’s blonde patient was being prescribed birth control. a week later the blonde came back and said “i don’t think these pills are working, doctor…”the doctor replied, “how can you tell?”
“they keep falling out!”
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turned about
i’m shaken.
stirred.
put in a place where the explanation
isn’t a spoken word;
where the outside world sees in windows
that are mirrors as i peer out
the sight is the same, though
to me backwards; turned about.
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crazy world
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named “Bush”, “Dick”, and “Colon.” –chris rock
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universal facial language
the language of the human face communicates maximum information through the subtlest inflections. the interfaces of our souls are designed to be read in a heartbeat.
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tolerating life
I was high on life, but I developed a tolerance…