Sandland Amusement Park

the thrill of the ride
steel tanks in the sky
and the admittance fee
is your cable tv


c'mon it's grand inside
the best time of your life
from dawn til dark
sandland amusement park


you'll meet the tv crews
star in the evening news
american idolotry
to the beat of cavalry


c'mon it's grand inside
the best time of your life
from dawn til dark
sandland amusement park


come dunk the reigning clown
and steal his fading crown
you'll never wait in line
surviving wartime crimes.


the thrill of the ride
steel tanks in the sky
and the admittance fee
is your cable tv


c'mon it's grand inside
the best time of your life
from dawn til dark
sandland amusement park



daddy said that it would be fun
so grab a few grenades
and your loaded guns


keep your hands in while
the car is in motion
secure your valuables
and brace for explosions.


c'mon it's grand inside
the best time of your life
from dawn til dark
sandland amusement park