Villain

verse:

tank tops
tight shorts, and 
lollipops; bring
FBI agents
and local cops
to tie you up
into tangled knots
and put
your life
behind a padded lock

bridge:

it's the rules that you break
that seem so unfair
and the things that you do
as if no one would care
while the consequences seem to breathe
life in your story
it's the rough draft that gets published
even if it's done poorly

refrain:

like a comic book villain
who starts out as a friend
with his hand in the cookie jar
gets caught in the end

like a storybook villain
with only pages to live
face to face with enemies
the saints give in to sin

verse:

models
rock stars, and
politics, share
air time with you
on the news, at six
but glory, fame, fortune
the benefits, are
the price that's right
for having younger chicks.

bridge

refrain