Jelly beans will never taste the same once you’ve tried Bunny Scorcher’s 160 proof distillations, and that’s because your mouth will lack sensory receptors after a single shot.
The first FDA-approved spirits brand for children, it is equal parts Pokemon and Jackalope, and will turn your 8-year old into a hairy-chested adult in 8 minutes, prompt.
It also grants wishes, but never refunds. YMMV.