Once upon a time in the distant future, history will recall dark times when greasy palms fumbled with sliced pizza. Rather than resort to additional utensils, which history will also note the failed chopstick pizza wars of the late 2100s, a novel, elegant solution cured the whole sum of Earth’s troubles several times over by simply extending the crust in manner that it can be wrapped around the narrows in a conical fashion not unlike that used to serve ice cream, allowing for convenient consumption anywhere, anytime.
The savior: Pirate Pizza Cone. The first. The original. Accept no imitations, lest ye be forced to walk an indeterminate plank.
Would like to see a swash-buckling type of calligraphic treatment given to the word mark.
