Quotes

thought of the day: in the bathtub, the addition of my body to the basin greatly displaces the water level; now how much of the world’s oceans and/or lakes are displaced by boats at any given time?

thought of the day: if nauseous in public, i’d rather vomit all over the shiny marble floors of a classy department store, than find a public restroom instead. just the thought of hanging my head into the vile bowl of strangers’ genitalia-past would sink me into a never-ending cycle of disgust and continued regurgitation; and lo! thoughts aren’t even one of the senses i’d be contending with, such as the sights and smells we all can conjure of any public toilet. imagination is powerful indeed.

thought of the day: i wish i could grow pizzas like a plant, and be a pizza farmer.

thought of the day: if babies were born with long “fabio” hair, they’d look awfully funny.

thought of the day: does knowing about a movie’s plot twist affect its impact?

thought of the day: mosquito stings on the foreskin hurt tenfold to those on the forearm.

thought of the day: is hamburger helper as effective if only the ‘helper’ and no hamburger?