Strangely Acquainted

you don't know me

you're just a bitch in a kitchen,
taking dick while dishes listen.
your ear to the door when we're shitting and pissing
decapitation in a car crash for you is my wish, and

you don't know me

you're an assclown in a classroom,
your whole precious town knows you're an asshole
fucking your students on the grassy knoll;
pass or fail how they climb your flaccid pole:
satan's anxious to handle your soul.

he'll stack you on your wife and rape you both
with his razor-edged trident he'll
break off while you're riding, all
the demons blast semen in your general direction;
a ghastly infection that lasts an eternity
and i don't give half a fuck

because you don't know me.